My kid is a riot...

Jake has been asking all kinds of questions about the surgery etc. He says to me tonight..."Mom, not that this would ever happen but just in case it does I want you to be ready. What would happen if you were pulled over by the cops and you can't talk to them? You would be like (and he moved his mouth without sound) and they would never believe you because it's just ridiculous. So what are you gonna do, you have to be ready ya know." He total thinks I am Top Cops material. God I love that kid!